Buy My Trash!

Are you desperate to buy a sacred Princess relic?

Do you want to sniff a pair of My dirty socks or hosiery? Perhaps you crave the crotch of My soiled panties? LOL!

Maybe you'd love to eat My used tissue like this girl?

Just click the crowns below and email your fondest desire to Me and I will let you know the outrageous donation you will make to Me to fulfill your fantasy. Tons o' giggles.

I can't wait to take your money!


Hello sluts! Lucky for you, I've decided to collect some of My oldest worn underwear. For sale today, these lovely leopard print nasty crotch stained stinkers!

For the super bargain price of only $200.00, plus $10.00 shipping of course, you will score these lovelies! I will wear them again, secure them neatly in a ziploc bag, and send them directly from My ass to your nose. LOL!!

Send the $210.00 via paypal to! Then, email Me here. Do it now bitch! :)

Check out these bad-ass Divas. I love their kick-ass attitude!